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1 | 2 | Next1 Citation High Tech Just wanted to let you know I bought myself the latest in car stereo's this week. It's got the new voice recognition built in. You shout "soul," it plays soul. You shout "rock," it plays rock. You shout "church," it plays gospel. Then yesterday some kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "Fucking Kids!" It played Michael Jackson., technorati.com
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1 Citation We were at the wedding of a friend's daughter last weekend, and the bride's father asked my wife to dance with him. He was pretty drunk, but she figured what the hell, it's his big day too. As they were dancing, my wife asked, "So, are you enjoying yourself, Richard?" He said, "I prefer Dick." My wife said, "Well so do I, but what does that have to do with anything?", technorati.com
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1 Citation What gets longer when pulled?. Fits between your boobs?. Inserts neatly in a hole?. and works best when jerked?. Scoll on down now, ya? hear? A seatbelt! And just what were YOU thinking, ya? freakin? pervert?!?, technorati.com
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1 Citation Call it a cynic's guide to surviving the 'burbs, but it's really an old-fashioned sitcom with Bob Saget at the helm playing a grumpy dad. The second situation comedy to star Bob Saget, ABC's ? Surviving Suburbia,? comes 14 years after the end of "Full House," the cuddly series in which he played loving father to the Olsen twins (conjoined in a single part). It is also 12 years since he hosted that influential bastion of adorable domestic hilarity, "America' s Funniest Home Videos." And most eve, technorati.com
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1 Citation SEX DURING PREGNANCY A pregnant woman and her husband asked the doctor if it was okay to have sex during her pregnancy. He told them that during the first trimester they could do it normal-style, during the second trimester they should do it dog-style and during the third trimester they were limited to wolf-style. "Wolf-style?" queried the husband. "What's that?" "You lie next to the hole and howl," replied the doctor., technorati.com
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Confession Is Good For The Soul? 1 Citation A priest was getting ready to hear confessions one day when he got a terrible attack of diarrhea, so he asked the altar boy to take over for him. ?But I don?t know how to hear confessions,? said the altar boy. ?It?s easy,? said the priest, ?You?ve seen me do it many times. Nobody will know the difference.? So the altar boy was in the confession booth when a man came in and sat down on the other side. ?Father, I don?t know what to do,? the man said. ?Last night my wife and I were in bed. She, technorati.com
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1 Citation An ancient joke I stumbled on (most recently) at Bad Example : A teacher asks her class, ?If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?? She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, ?None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.? The teacher replies, ?The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.? Then little Ralphy says, ?I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking, technorati.com
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1 Citation a top rated site on humor or dirty joikes, delicious.com
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YouTube - THE DIRTIEST JOKE EVER TOLD 1 Citation
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