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1Just Say No To Dynamite Fishing 1 Citation Oh for goodness sakes people, learn to friggin throw properly before using dynamite to fish. Or here?s a thought, why not try a net or a fishing line like other people. Biswesar Suna has his head and right arm blown off after a poor attempt at throwing his stick of dynamite. Seems he didn?t chuck it far enough away from the boat on the Mahanadi river in Orissa and BOOM!, technorati.com
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1 Citation OK, here is the thing people who use saws for a living, keep it away fom your penis, if you know what is good for you. Carpenter Stuart Keen from Wantage, England, leaned in a little too closely when cutting a piece of wood and accidentally cut his penis off. Ouch. Unfortunately, surgeons were unable to reattach the severed appendage., technorati.com
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1 Citation What Bob doesn't realize is he will be erect for days! Now boys if you drink Malaysian coffee you are pretty much guaranteed to be up for hours and hours. Authorities have confiscated 900 boxes of coffee laced with Viagra.Oh yeah, nothing like Viagra in your coffee to get you up in the morning! Though Viagra is legal in Malaysia it still requires a prescription. The company, which was raided by Kuala Lumpur health ministry officials, was believed to be selling the coffee and Viagra concoctio, technorati.com
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Move Over Meteorite Boy, We Have a Winner 1 Citation David Gammon, 76, was minding his own business and enjoying a nice sit down outside when a friggin 2kg chunk of ice hit him.The grapefruit size projectile, which had fallen from a plane, just missed his noggin but smashed into his lap, leaving a nasty bruise (I hope he put the ice on it!). Mr Gammon said ?The first I knew was a huge whistling sound,? before it went flew past his head and ?came over my shoulder and landed in my lap with an almighty thud.? Ironically Mr Gammon spent all night with, technorati.com
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Seven deadly sins of social networking security - from Forbes.com 1 Citation Here's some worthwhile info ..... Seven Deadly Sins of Social Networking Security, technorati.com
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1 Citation My bad? Bad,bad pussy. An investigation is under way to determine whether a urinating cat caused a house fire in Benowa, Queensland. Two teenage boys were at home when the fire broke out and they believed their pet cat may be the culprit. Hmm, seems the feline is prone to a bit of spraying and the laptop computer lying in the corner of one of the bedrooms looked a good a place as any to piss., technorati.com
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I?m Bad, Im? Bad, You Know It! 1 Citation See, never work with kids, animals or short tempered news reporters. Steve Ryan, a Las Vegas reporter, had to resort to bitch slapping a big fat pesky Michael Jackson fan who continually interrupted a live report. Geez, I know your career sucks when you get a useless assignment but hey, whacking a dude on the face on live TV ain?t gonna get you a job on Geraldo.Please, you kick the shit out of him after the camera stops rolling?.didn?t they teach you anything at journo school! Oh and wait until, technorati.com
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Autistic Man Hacks Into Pentagon and NASA Computers 1 Citation Houston we have a hacker! Gary McKinnon has Asperger?s Syndrome, a form of Autism. One of the major characteristics of this illness is an intense preoccupation with a narrow subject (obsessive behavior). Hmm, well Gary certainly has that, he has a crazy obsession with little green men.So much so that in 2002 he managed to find a way to hack into over 100 Pentagon and NASA computers using a basic computer he had borrowed, resulting in the ?biggest military hack of all time?. He says he just wa, technorati.com
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#638 Berlin Fashion Week Day 3 Recap - Pride - when will I learn? 1 Citation Line up preshow with Siri Tollerod and Andreea Diaconu - All images /Steve Wood I'm standing backstage amidst a twenty five metre line up of bouffant haired girls and slicked back boys. We're one minute from the beginning of the Michalsky show. The producer steps forward. "Alright girls, you're all very sexy! None of you have any money, but you rock it anyway!" Music stops, lights die, first model steps forward. A spotlight appears. "Chk chk chk chk The best things in life are free. Chk chk chk, technorati.com
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Marion Barry, friend-of-a-friend and former beloved mayor of DC, busted for stalking 1 Citation {summary}, technorati.com
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